thoughts from a big head (density unknown)

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

What not to say 101

"You are so skinny, why do you have double chin??"

(doesn't matter if u stated "skinny" first, she will still get pissed off at u. And I guarantee, even if you use "beautiful" instead of "skinny", u are still in the trouble of the century)

i.e. Lesson learned: think before you speak.......... to a girl, or a sensitive guy. Haha.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

I am a guy

I saw a spider about the size of my thumb nail crawling around while I was sitting on the can. Guess what I did???

Picked it up and put it on top of my poooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Thursday, March 16, 2006

I don't get it.

Women are generally so good at turning on you, and make you feel so guilty and bad about soemthing that you are no wrong of. I don't know how they do it, but they are just so naturally GOOD at it. WOW.

ex.
I said, "why do u let your bf took our food from the house?! "


She said, "why are you so mean to me?? Why are you in such a bad mood?! Stop being mean to me!! Why are you so whiney?"


Me immediate-thinking, "aww... I am so sorry for making you feel bad. Am I a big jerk?"


Me 5-minutes-later-thinking, "what does everything she said have to do with my question?"


I don't get it.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

note to SELF

So what you might be a little more gifted in some areas?!?! Use it as a tool to bless others, not to discourage them!! U FOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

uh..

Love before judge.

choices

There is no right or wrong choices. They are just choices you make and try to make the most out of.

*I want all your feedbacks on this one, post comments y'all*